Since waterboarding is now torture, we knew it was just a matter of time before the left wing kooks in the Obama administration went after snowboarding.
“It must be torture, right?” said an anonymous high ranking official. “Snow is both colder and harder than plain water. And the frostbite issue propels this even beyond waterboarding. Now that Global Warming has reached it’s ice age phase, we must act quickly.”
The warnings were there people. All of our liberties are under attack. Can skateboarding be far behind?
Article written by: Tom White
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Tom is a US Navy Veteran, owns an Insurance Agency and is currently an IT Manager for a Virginia Distributor. He has been published in American Thinker, currently writes for the Richmond Examiner as well as Virginia Right! Blog. Tom lives in Hanover County, Va and is involved in politics at every level and is a Recovering Republican who has finally had enough of the War on Conservatives in progress with the Leadership of the GOP on a National Level.
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